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Saturday, April 2, 2011

Please cheer me up…

I am really grumpy. While I may be the best plow truck driver in the world, it doesn’t mean I like it. I am hoping tonight will be the last plow ever for me. On April 11th, I am restarting a career that I left 6 years ago and I couldn’t be happier about it.

I am grumpy because I have a week to wrap up a huge pile of to-dos. I am grumpy because snowplowing causes me to be a zombie idiot for 3 days after. It is really hard to do a labour intensive night shift for one night in a row and then expect to just carry on daytime activities…


So, Chris K over at BQorDie The Manly Runner is having some lazy fun giving the internet people a chance to create a story in the comments.

I am outright copying him, for the amusement of myself, while I am out plowing tonight. Only I have 2 rules.

  1. You can only write 5 words at a time.
  2. You cannot write back to back comments.

I am forcing my smile. Ask my DW, she has had to deal with my attitude all day…


I FREAKING LOVE SPRING!!! I've seen it in the movies and it looks AWESOME!


  1. It was a dark and

  2. Wow, it took 2 people to screw it up already... Lol

  3. I don't see how you all are still sane. Snow is a dirty word in my book. Unless you live in a gorgeous area and just drive to see the snow in the winter like we did when I lived in Northern Cali as a kid.
    Hang in there and congrats on the new/old gig!! Can't wait to hear more about it :)

  4. Bwahahahaha!!!! Shawn...

    Ok, that's a re-do everyone! you have to now continue the story...

  5. miserable, snowy spring day.

  6. "Haikus are hard!" whined Iris.

  7. Haikus: syllables. Five, seven, five.

  8. The sparkly vampire stood watching

  9. im confused... is neil the vampire? lol... or was the vampire watching neil? ... this could be good...

  10. watching.... "Vampires don't SPARKLE", he thought.

  11. The vampire said, "Neil you..."

  12. ....should watch more NFL, seriously

  13. geez louise! that is WAY too much snow! aaaahhhhh!
    oh summer, where art thou?

  14. Okay, back to our regurly schedule program. Did Tutu read the post?

    Adam said, "....should watch more NFL, seriously".

    I say, "No Vampire, I love Twilight"

  15. ug..I know your pain. It was 8 degrees when I woke up today...sigh...