I am that cool I’d like you too.
No really, follow me.
For the sake of the children To keep up to date with all things Too Cheap to run Can’t afford the Actual Marathon.
Also!! Oh yeah. If you CAN afford the actual marathon
send me some of your money so I can run too you are more than welcome to run in this virtual marathon. You can even double dip and run the actual marathon as your virtual marathon. got it? Just wear your custom bib on your back. (You will gain new stalkers make new friends because of it, I promise)
Oh, and click here to hear a duck quack.
Oh, and here is how my DW dresses me to go to the mall with the boy. I think she is comfortable this way that I won’t get picked up by any of the cougars that prowl the food court.